The Responsibility of a Small Businesswoman
The things I will do!
When you come to the farm to pick flowers....... I give you a one-gallon milk jug to stuff with as many flowers as possible. Now there are only two of us in the house and although we save jugs all winter...... it is never enough. And today, the un-thinkable happened.
Yes......... Miss Eff has run out of milk jugs. So there is only one thing to do.
Well -- besides beg.
I have got to get to the bottom ....... of the dumpster.
So if you want to save her the humiliation of diving among the beer bottles and cans.......... bring your milk jugs to her. Just give them a quick wash and a rinse. Don't bother cutting them. I am a professional jug cutter .... do not attempt that at home.
(Dumpster site will remain nameless to protect the innocent. And keep me from getting arrested!)