Winter in Iowa ...................
I didn't even write this. But it fits! There are 6-10" of snow coming, 15-20 mph wind gusts and sub-sub-sub-zero wind chills. You will find me curled up on the sofa, in front of the fire, drinking a cup of tea with 2 cats sitting on my feet for warmth.
It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Iowa
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!