Geriatric Erotica

Warning!  Warning! Warning, Will Robinson!!!

OK -- if you are any of our prodigy, any of our elderly relatives or Carole (la-la-la-la-la!)......... walk away from the computer.  There may be visions permanently burnt into the brain cells.

This is a true email conversation between moi' and my darling Honey yesterday.



Moi'.... Can you stop at the grocery store and pick up a carton of mushrooms and a pint of heavy (whipping) cream?

Honey ... Does the whipping include black leather?

Moi' ..... I have no words.

Honey .... Moaning is good. :)



True. Seriously. True.

Talk dirty to me.

And I will show you to the chicken coop.

Comments

hahahaha..thank you for the laughter. Hope to see you soon!
Zan Asha said…
I just spit soda through my nose. Dang, woman, who knew your blog was this dangerous to read?????!!!!!!

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