Look .... I'm not questioning the fact that the Summer Kitchen talks to him. I had imaginary friends as a child. Who knows ... I might still. I may only think that Tamara and Julie are real. And who really has friends named Sheepie????
But I digress......................
The other day ... Honey was moving mulch when he heard something.
Ahemmmmmm. Someone. You. Over here.
"Yes, Summer Kitchen. You need something?"
SK... Those lilies. They are done. Done. Done. Stick a fork in me .. DONE!!! I thought you said they were getting out of here. They are blocking the view of my beautiful patio.
Honey... Hey! That's Miss Eff's job. She is in charge of plant relocation services. I've got a union card. She might get mad. After all, she's management.
SK ... Oh her????? She's sitting on her butt in the kitchen, probably doing a crossword puzzle while sipping margaritas and eating bon-bons.
Honey ... OK, what do you want? Just the lilies moved, right? I might be able to sneak that by without her knowing it.
SK .... Now that you mentioned it..... a little dash of color would be nice.
Honey ... And you would call the patio ... subdued???
SK .... Well, no. But it blends so beautifully .... I just need a POP of color. I heard them talk about it on HGTV.
And while I am on the topic, why don't they have a show about elegant Summer Kitchens? I could be the star.... and be famous ... and have a billion dollar contract ... and get out of this place!
Honey .... (Sigh...............) Let me see what I can do.
Honey ... So what do you think??