Though I have to admit I have been known to drink one too many pale ales. And if truth be known, the Beer Angel knows exactly what I want when I walk on the patio.
But this is not about my devotion to brewed barley, wheat and malt ....... with touch of hops.
This is about outdoor lighting.
Outdoor lighting has been my nemesis for several years now. We can not find anything out there that we like. Most outdoor lighting fixtures look like they belong at a Tiki Bar. Which isn't a bad thing ......... but Miss Eff's isn't a Tiki bar.
Beer is much easier.
I don't want plastic fixtures .... I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars for generic fixtures.
So we continue to search and hope that some where, some place, some one will create something that fits!
And tonight ... was another failed exploration at Menard's.
Until I came across these ...................
Note to new readers ........ this is the part that the sarcasm font should be installed. Unfortunately, it is not available on Blogger. If by some strange and unusual chance that you love these lights and I have offended you ........ please accept my apology. I am certain it won't be the last time that I need to apologize! That's just who I am.
Plastic solar lily lights in purple and white. Calla lilies available in coral. They are life-like. They said so on the tag.
Yea. They didn't and won't ever ever be coming home with me.
I think I need a drink.
A Tiki bar may not be a bad idea!