255th St/ 130th Ave Scott County, Iowa
To whom it may concern,
Congratulations on the purchase of your new mattress. I am going to assume you only bought a mattress (queen size) since you didn't leave a box spring in the cornfield along with the mattress.
I don't know who you are but I feel like I know sooo very much about you.
I know you bought a new washer last summer. You were concerned about someone needing a used one so you left it on the very edge of the road..... not even bothering to toss it into the ditch.
I know that you change your own oil in your vehicles. We have found kitty-litter buckets filled with motor oil in the ditches. Oh .... I guess I know that you own a cat.
I know that you remodeled the bath a couple of years ago. Maybe we needed a roadside restroom....... that must have been the reason for the toliet and broken-down vanity in the ditch.
I know that your children outgrew their swing set and the treated lumber ended up our way. Along with a couple of nails in my tires.
I know that you rake your leaves and fill black lawn and garden bags ......... and leave them to compost in the fields and roadways. Takes a while to decompose that plastic bag!!! I'm sure the compost facility is much too far for you to drive!!
I know that you drink bad beer (Bud Light) and toss it out of the vehicle for me to get the 5 cent deposit. And you drink that beer while driving........... every day!!!
I know that you are frugal and won't pay for extra garbage pick-ups, city leaf bags and stickers but you don't mind if our property taxes go up to pay to clean the roadways. Oh yea .... my taxes went up, too. Thanks.
And I know that I will post a picture of EVERYTHING you throw out until you get the idea that the rural roads are our home .................... not your dumping site!!!! And once I find out who you are ....... I will deliver presents to your home....... just like you have to us.
Where in the hell is that sarcasm font when I need it???
Congratulations on the purchase of your new mattress. I am going to assume you only bought a mattress (queen size) since you didn't leave a box spring in the cornfield along with the mattress.
I don't know who you are but I feel like I know sooo very much about you.
I know you bought a new washer last summer. You were concerned about someone needing a used one so you left it on the very edge of the road..... not even bothering to toss it into the ditch.
I know that you change your own oil in your vehicles. We have found kitty-litter buckets filled with motor oil in the ditches. Oh .... I guess I know that you own a cat.
I know that you remodeled the bath a couple of years ago. Maybe we needed a roadside restroom....... that must have been the reason for the toliet and broken-down vanity in the ditch.
I know that your children outgrew their swing set and the treated lumber ended up our way. Along with a couple of nails in my tires.
I know that you rake your leaves and fill black lawn and garden bags ......... and leave them to compost in the fields and roadways. Takes a while to decompose that plastic bag!!! I'm sure the compost facility is much too far for you to drive!!
I know that you drink bad beer (Bud Light) and toss it out of the vehicle for me to get the 5 cent deposit. And you drink that beer while driving........... every day!!!
I know that you are frugal and won't pay for extra garbage pick-ups, city leaf bags and stickers but you don't mind if our property taxes go up to pay to clean the roadways. Oh yea .... my taxes went up, too. Thanks.
And I know that I will post a picture of EVERYTHING you throw out until you get the idea that the rural roads are our home .................... not your dumping site!!!! And once I find out who you are ....... I will deliver presents to your home....... just like you have to us.
Where in the hell is that sarcasm font when I need it???
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Judy
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