Geriatric Erotica
Warning! Warning! Warning, Will Robinson!!!
OK -- if you are any of our prodigy, any of our elderly relatives or Carole (la-la-la-la-la!)......... walk away from the computer. There may be visions permanently burnt into the brain cells.
This is a true email conversation between moi' and my darling Honey yesterday.
Moi'.... Can you stop at the grocery store and pick up a carton of mushrooms and a pint of heavy (whipping) cream?
Moi' ..... I have no words.
True. Seriously. True.
Talk dirty to me.
And I will show you to the chicken coop.
OK -- if you are any of our prodigy, any of our elderly relatives or Carole (la-la-la-la-la!)......... walk away from the computer. There may be visions permanently burnt into the brain cells.
This is a true email conversation between moi' and my darling Honey yesterday.
Moi'.... Can you stop at the grocery store and pick up a carton of mushrooms and a pint of heavy (whipping) cream?
Honey ... Does the whipping include black leather?
Moi' ..... I have no words.
Honey .... Moaning is good. :)
True. Seriously. True.
Talk dirty to me.
And I will show you to the chicken coop.
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