Once upon a time ...........

Once a upon a time ... when I started Miss Eff's ..... I dreamed of quiet, peaceful Sunday afternoons in the country.

I would wear flouncy summery dresses ..............

or long floral skirts that barely brushed the thyme growing through the gardens.

I would wear vintage straw hats that protected my nose from sunburn.

My sparkling clean gardening gloves would quickly pull the only weed in the garden as I would stroll through with you ..........

ice cold lemonade in our hands.

Like all fairy tales .... it ended.

And this is my reality ...........

3 hours and I already look like this.  Time for a shower ... I hope I can stay relatively clean before our customers come.

Want my life now??????