Free the Detain-eggs................

Trapped in the depth of a Whirlpool refrigerator at Miss Effie's are twelve dozen eggs. They are a diverse bunch ........ eggs of shades of brown, white, pink and even, green.

They live in darkness ........ only seeing light when their captors reach in for a swig of milk or to add more detain-eggs to the crowded conditions. Two more dozen will be captured today.

Their mothers are from all different ethnicity. There are Orpingtons, Brahmas, Aracunas and Wyandottes. All were hoping for a life for their eggs outside of Donahue.

You can help.

You can show the detain-eggs a life over easy. They can be sunny-side up. Or show them what cream puffs they could be.

Your donation of $3 can free 1 dozen detain-eggs and keep them out of hot water. Leave a message and we will readily release them from captivity.

Thank you.